The Med-Psych Network - Medical Joke 0037
- Medical Charts
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The following are actual, unedited, notes written by doctors on
patients' medical charts:
1. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a
year.
2. On the second day the knee was better,
and on the third day it disappeared completely. -
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The Med-Psych Network - Medical Joke 0024
- WHAT THE DOCTOR WROTE:
The following quotes were taken from real medical records as dictated, word
by word, by the physicians..........
By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better.
She has had no rigors... -
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The Med-Psych Network - Medical Joke 0038
- The following statements were supposedly found on patient's charts during a
recent review of medical records. These statements supposedly were written
by various health care professionals including (we're afraid) a doctor or
two at several major hospitals: -
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