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Coming or going? - A patient is entering his psychiatrist's office when he sees an old friend. "Hey Harry", he asks. Are you coming or going? - (Added: 11-Nov-2001) [Votes: 0][Rating: 0] [Reviews: 0] [View Reviews / Rate this link] [Report a dead link]

The Med-Psych Network - Medical Joke 0065 - Mrs. Berkowitz was bemoaning life in general to her long-suffering husband. She was extremely worried because their son, Issy, had been to see an eminent Psychiatrist who had diagnosed him as having an Oedipus Complex. - (Added: 29-Oct-2000) [Votes: 0][Rating: 0] [Reviews: 0] [View Reviews / Rate this link] [Report a dead link]

The Med-Psych Network - Medical Joke 0071 - The Psychiatrist was escorting a patient from one Psychiatric Hospital to another. They were travelling by train, and the Psychiatrist was intrigued to see the patient tearing up bits of paper and throwing them out of the window. - (Added: 29-Oct-2000) [Votes: 0][Rating: 0] [Reviews: 0] [View Reviews / Rate this link] [Report a dead link]

The Med-Psych Network - Medical Joke 0048 - Dr. Leroy, the head psychiatrist at the local mental hospital, is examining patients to see if they're cured and ready to re-enter society. "So, Mr. Clark," the doctor says to one of his patients, "I see by your chart that you've been recommended for dismissal. Do you have any idea what you might do once you're released?" - (Added: 29-Oct-2000) [Votes: 0][Rating: 0] [Reviews: 0] [View Reviews / Rate this link] [Report a dead link]

The Med-Psych Network - Medical Joke 0044 - At a mental hospital the staff found some of the patients were gaining weight, so they were put on a diet of a glass of Tab and one apple for lunch. - (Added: 29-Oct-2000) [Votes: 0][Rating: 0] [Reviews: 0] [View Reviews / Rate this link] [Report a dead link]

Troubled - Patient: "I can't decide whether to slash my wrists, or blow my brains out." - (Added: 11-Nov-2001) [Votes: 0][Rating: 0] [Reviews: 0] [View Reviews / Rate this link] [Report a dead link]

Do I look crazy? - A patient shows up in a psychiatrist's office nude... - (Added: 11-Nov-2001) [Votes: 0][Rating: 0] [Reviews: 0] [View Reviews / Rate this link] [Report a dead link]

The Med-Psych Network - Medical Joke 0050 - A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist if there is anybody in Room 27. She goes and checks, and comes back to the phone, telling him that the room is empty. - (Added: 29-Oct-2000) [Votes: 0][Rating: 0] [Reviews: 0] [View Reviews / Rate this link] [Report a dead link]

The Med-Psych Network - Medical Joke 0045 - There was this man in a mental hospital. All day he would put his ear to the wall and listen. The doctor would watch this guy do this day after day. So the doctor finally decided to see what the guy was listening to, ... - (Added: 29-Oct-2000) [Votes: 0][Rating: 0] [Reviews: 0] [View Reviews / Rate this link] [Report a dead link]