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The Med-Psych Network - Medical Joke 0011 - Doctors were told to contribute to the construction of a new wing at the hospital. What did they do? The allergists voted to scratch it. The dermatologists preferred no rash moves... - (Added: 23-Oct-2000) [Votes: 1][Rating: 10.00] [Reviews: 0] [View Reviews / Rate this link] [Report a dead link]

The Med-Psych Network - The following are excerpts from various American medical journals .....prepare yourself, they are pretty amazing (But all are True) You have been warned!!!! - (Added: 29-Oct-2000) [Votes: 3][Rating: 7.33] [Reviews: 0] [View Reviews / Rate this link] [Report a dead link]

The Med-Psych Network - Medical Joke 0027 - A distraught patient phoned her doctor's office. Was it true, the woman wanted to know, that the medication the doctor had prescribed was for the rest of her life? She was told... - (Added: 29-Oct-2000) [Votes: 0][Rating: 0] [Reviews: 0] [View Reviews / Rate this link] [Report a dead link]

The Med-Psych Network - Medical Joke 0060 - A Professor of Medicine, a man well known for his earnest and oft-proclaimed Temperance views, was (yet again) lecturing the medical students on the damage that alcohol can do. To demonstrate its effect on the nervous system, he took a worm and dropped it into a glass of gin & tonic. - (Added: 29-Oct-2000) [Votes: 0][Rating: 0] [Reviews: 0] [View Reviews / Rate this link] [Report a dead link]

The Med-Psych Network - Medical Joke 0019 - A Code Of Ethical Behavior For Patients Do not expect your doctor to share your discomfort. Involvement with the patient's suffering might cause him to lose valuable scientific objectivity. - (Added: 25-Oct-2000) [Votes: 0][Rating: 0] [Reviews: 0] [View Reviews / Rate this link] [Report a dead link]

The Med-Psych Network - Medical Joke 0009 - As they left the house, the younger doctor asked how the older doctor had reached his diagnosis so quickly. "You didn't even examine that woman," the younger doctor stated. "I didn't have to," the elder physician explained... - (Added: 23-Oct-2000) [Votes: 0][Rating: 0] [Reviews: 0] [View Reviews / Rate this link] [Report a dead link]

The Med-Psych Network - Medical Joke 0067 - The middle-aged spinster, well known for all her charity work and support for good causes (because she was a somewhat tedious self-publicist), was complaining to the Doctor of a persistent headache. - (Added: 29-Oct-2000) [Votes: 0][Rating: 0] [Reviews: 0] [View Reviews / Rate this link] [Report a dead link]

The Med-Psych Network - Medical Joke 0006 - A man went to the doctor, who told him that he had a bad illness and only a year to live. - (Added: 23-Oct-2000) [Votes: 0][Rating: 0] [Reviews: 0] [View Reviews / Rate this link] [Report a dead link]

The Med-Psych Network - A doctor who spoke limited Spanish was rushed to a car in the ER parking lot to find a Spanish woman in the process of giving birth. Wanting to tell the woman to push he started... - (Added: 29-Oct-2000) [Votes: 0][Rating: 0] [Reviews: 0] [View Reviews / Rate this link] [Report a dead link]

The Med-Psych Network - Medical Joke 0004 - Old Dr. Carver still made house calls. One afternoon he was called to the Tuttle house. Mrs. Tuttle was in terrible pain. The doctor came out of the bedroom a minute after he'd gone in and asked Mr. Tuttle, "Do you have a hammer?" - (Added: 23-Oct-2000) [Votes: 0][Rating: 0] [Reviews: 0] [View Reviews / Rate this link] [Report a dead link]

The Med-Psych Network - Medical Joke 0072 - An old G.P. and his nurse were on the train, going to a Medical Conference. Opposite them was a man furiously scratching his elbow. "I wonder what's the matter with him?" asked the nurse. - (Added: 29-Oct-2000) [Votes: 0][Rating: 0] [Reviews: 0] [View Reviews / Rate this link] [Report a dead link]

The Med-Psych Network - Medical Joke 0033 - New study reveals alarming statistic: Senior Citizens are the biggest carriers of AIDS. - (Added: 29-Oct-2000) [Votes: 0][Rating: 0] [Reviews: 0] [View Reviews / Rate this link] [Report a dead link]

The Med-Psych Network - Medical Joke 0029 - What the Doctor Really means What the Doctor says What the Doctor REALLY means "This should be taken care of right away." "I'd planned a trip to Kenya next month but this is so easy and profitable that I want to fix it before it cures itself." "We'll see." ... - (Added: 29-Oct-2000) [Votes: 0][Rating: 0] [Reviews: 0] [View Reviews / Rate this link] [Report a dead link]

The Med-Psych Network - Medical Joke 0075 - There was only one cure for his problem...a brain transplant. Having decided to have the operation privately he was given the choice of what sort of brain he should receive. - (Added: 29-Oct-2000) [Votes: 0][Rating: 0] [Reviews: 0] [View Reviews / Rate this link] [Report a dead link]

The Med-Psych Network - Medical Joke 0017 - A physician walked into an antique store, and began to look around. Suddenly, he spied a large BRASS RAT in the corner. He fell in love with it, and so he brought it up to the cashier. "The rat, eh?" said the wizened old cashier "That's right, how much," replied the doctor. "Well, five dollars for the rat--but 200 dollars for the story," he answered with a grin. - (Added: 25-Oct-2000) [Votes: 0][Rating: 0] [Reviews: 0] [View Reviews / Rate this link] [Report a dead link]

The Med-Psych Network - Medical Joke 0022 - A doctor started having an affair with his nurse, and shortly after this started, she announced that she had become pregnant. Not wanting his wife to find out, he gave her a large amount of money and... - (Added: 27-Oct-2000) [Votes: 0][Rating: 0] [Reviews: 0] [View Reviews / Rate this link] [Report a dead link]

The Med-Psych Network - Medical Joke 0028 - A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice... - (Added: 29-Oct-2000) [Votes: 0][Rating: 0] [Reviews: 0] [View Reviews / Rate this link] [Report a dead link]

The Med-Psych Network - Medical Joke 0055 - A pipe burst in a doctor's house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did some mysterious plumber-type things for a while, and handed the doctor a bill for $600. The doctor exclaimed "this is ridiculous... - (Added: 29-Oct-2000) [Votes: 0][Rating: 0] [Reviews: 0] [View Reviews / Rate this link] [Report a dead link]

The Med-Psych Network - Medical Joke 0032 - Following Doctor's Orders Patient: It's been one month since my last visit and I still feel miserable. Doctor: Did you follow the instructions... - (Added: 29-Oct-2000) [Votes: 0][Rating: 0] [Reviews: 0] [View Reviews / Rate this link] [Report a dead link]

The Med-Psych Network - Medical Joke 0030 - "A Code of Ethical Behavior for Patients" D DO NOT EXPECT YOUR DOCTOR TO SHARE YOUR DISCOMFORT. Involvement with the patient's suffering ... - (Added: 29-Oct-2000) [Votes: 0][Rating: 0] [Reviews: 0] [View Reviews / Rate this link] [Report a dead link]