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Sharon was taken to the doctor because she was putting on weight. Her
mother, a somewhat overbearing woman, told the doctor all about it, poor
Sharon was not allowed to say a word despite being a young woman of 15
years.
After a long monologue from her mother about how it must be her glands,
the doctor examined Sharon and was able to make the diagnosis.
"Well," said the doctor, "I'm afraid that the reason why
Sharon is putting on weight is that she is PREGNANT."
"Nonsense," said Sharons mother, "you're wrong, you've
obviously made a mistake. Such a thing is just not possible. Sharon would
never do anything like that, she doesn't know anything about such things."
Turning to Sharon she boomed at her daughter, "Isn't that so?"
Poor Sharon could only shake her head in abject agreement.
The doctor said nothing. He just washed his hands, walked to the window
and stared intently into the evening sky.
"Well, doctor, have you nothing to say? Are you just going to stare
out the window? bellowed Sharons mum.
The doctor quietly replied that he was looking for something, because
the last time that this had happened a new star had arisen in the East
and three wise men on camels had come looking for the fortunate mother
and child.
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