A man went to the doctor complaining that every time he spoke, he farted.
"You must (FFFaaaart....) help me, Doc. Its extremely (whwhwhiiiiffffle...) embarrassing. The only (Phhheeeeeeooooowwww....) saving grace is that the farts don't (sssssphphrrrrrroophphphphphph....) smell."

"Hmm!" said the doctor, "I'll have to send you to a specialist."

"Will that be a gastro-enterologist (Faaaaaaart) or a surgeon?" said the patient.

"Neither," said the doctor. "I'm sending you to an Ear, Nose & Throat Specialist. If you think those farts don't smell, then you've got something wrong with your nose ! !"