"Doc," said the young man lying down on the couch, "You've got to help me!
Every night I have the same horrible dream. I'm lying in bed when all of a
sudden five women rush in and start tearing off my clothes."

The psychiatrist nodded, "And what do you do?"

"I push them away!"

"I see. And what can I do to help you with this?"

The patient implored, "Please--break my arms!"