The dreaded "Deer John Letter" ...

Deer John - It's over! Our relationship has turned into one big rut! and I can't take it doe more! I'll be staying at Aunt Liers house for right now may the headlights be away from you my deer! Love Doetty. P.S. There's berries and nuts int he frig.

Cartoon generously provided by Anton Ballard with permission.